Star Chimp goes Ape

HatcherTiger · 02-17-2009, 10:20 AM

Horrible, can't imagine someone having to experience this:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,494067,00.html

khounba · 02-17-2009, 10:57 AM

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Corwin, speaking via satellite from Boston, told Lauer that we tend to feel great affinity for chimpanzees, which share 98 percent of their DNA with humans. But grown chimps are enormously powerful animals, far stronger than humans of the same size, and they live by their own rules.

http://www.newsvine.com/_news/2009/0...chimps-rampage

RHans405 · 02-17-2009, 11:14 AM

The chimp might share 98% of it's DNA with Corbin. As for other humans, different species entirely.

HatcherTiger · 02-17-2009, 11:22 AM

Smart and brutal = lethal

These boys are a far cry from Cheeta on the Tarzan movies;

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1WBs74W4ik&feature=related[/MEDIA]

LSUMASTERMIND · 02-17-2009, 11:23 AM

You sure this wasnt Shaq....lol

COramprat · 02-17-2009, 11:30 AM

Chewed her hands off? Ouch.

HatcherTiger · 02-17-2009, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by COramprat

Ouch.

Thats what I thought. I've done a little research into chimps, I've concluded not to mess with them or any wild animal for that matter.

DRC · 02-17-2009, 12:09 PM

OMG...that is terrible. That part about the hands...wow. How sad...

TexasTigers · 02-17-2009, 12:17 PM

The ape was on Xanax....
So I pose this question. Could you beat up a Chimp ?
Head to head a strong male of the human species lets say mid 20s average in shape male vs. a chimp.
We are bigger but I read they are 3 times stronger then we are.
Not a gorilla. A gorilla would slay us. I am talking your run of the mill Chimp.

HatcherTiger · 02-17-2009, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TexasTigers

The ape was on Xanax....
So I pose this question. Could you beat up a Chimp ?
Head to head a strong male of the human species lets say mid 20s average in shape male vs. a chimp.
We are bigger but I read they are 3 times stronger then we are.
Not a gorilla. A gorilla would slay us. I am talking your run of the mill Chimp.

You be the judge, personally, I'll take the chimp:

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpj6exWtbBY[/MEDIA]

OkieTiger_KATT · 02-17-2009, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by TexasTigers

The ape was on Xanax....

when i heard that on the news report this morning. i just shuddered. i have taken xanax and it doesnt calm down everyone. when i tried it i got incredibly aggitated and nervous. it had just the opposite effect on me of what it should (i will never take that shyt again!). i couldnt help but wonder if that was the same kind of contributing factor.

TexasTigers · 02-17-2009, 12:53 PM

Yup I agree the Chimp is bringing the wood to that dude.

Cajun Sensation · 02-17-2009, 01:02 PM

I think that after they do an autopsy, they will find out that it's not a chimp at all....but Tatiana from American Idol going ape shiit.

red55 · 02-17-2009, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by RHans405

The chimp might share 98% of it's DNA with Corbin. As for other humans, different species entirely.

The figure is actually 95% . . . for, you, Corbin and every other human.

HatcherTiger · 02-19-2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by red55

The figure is actually 95% . . .

Yes and no. The article linked below suggests that while humans share 95% of our genes with chimps, when genomic regions are compared, humans share about 98.5% of sequence identity (whatever that means) with chimps:

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=...he-fact-that-w

Sure many of you will disagree with my rule: humans = inside, animals = outside.

HatcherTiger · 02-19-2009, 12:32 PM

"Let this mo fo mess with me. I got something for his punk @ss. Like my humor."

shaqazoolu · 02-19-2009, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by LSUMASTERMIND

You sure this wasnt Shaq....lol

That is pretty much what I look like without a shirt on.

911 call.

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc[/MEDIA]

DarkHornet · 02-19-2009, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by shaqazoolu

That is pretty much what I look like without a shirt on.

911 call.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc

Man, listening to that call puts this whole thing in a chillingly real perspective. Very disturbing.

HatcherTiger · 02-20-2009, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkHornet

Man, listening to that call puts this whole thing in a chillingly real perspective. Very disturbing.

I can't listen to it.

fanatic · 02-20-2009, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HatcherTiger

Smart and brutal = lethal

These boys are a far cry from Cheeta on the Tarzan movies;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1WBs...eature=related

Every time I try to view an embedded youtube vid, I get a message saying 'Embedding disabled by request'. Is this a browser setting I can change? I use Firefox.

HatcherTiger · 03-05-2009, 07:16 AM

Victim of chimp attack in bad shape, lost multiple body parts:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,504804,00.html

RHans405 · 03-05-2009, 08:46 AM

stevescookin · 03-05-2009, 04:51 PM

As bad a$$ as chimps appear to be, I'm glad we're the Tigers and not the LSU chimps. Too much confusion would happen. We'd be forever confused with the Tennessee CHUMPS.

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HatcherTiger · 03-18-2009, 07:38 AM

Here come the lawyers:

http://news.aol.com/article/chimp-victim-lawsuit/385599

shaqazoolu · 03-18-2009, 08:10 AM

You knew it was only a matter of time.

02-17-2009, 10:20 AM	#1
HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lafayette, LA Posts: 9,068	Star Chimp goes Ape Horrible, can't imagine someone having to experience this: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,494067,00.html __________________ ... FOREVER LSU ! (Happiness begins where selfishness ends!)

02-17-2009, 11:14 AM	#3
RHans405 Let's Roll Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Baton Rouge Posts: 5,446	Re: Star Chimp goes Ape The chimp might share 98% of it's DNA with Corbin. As for other humans, different species entirely. __________________

02-17-2009, 11:22 AM	#4
HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lafayette, LA Posts: 9,068	Re: Star Chimp goes Ape Smart and brutal = lethal These boys are a far cry from Cheeta on the Tarzan movies; [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1WBs74W4ik&feature=related[/MEDIA] __________________ ... FOREVER LSU ! (Happiness begins where selfishness ends!)

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02-17-2009, 12:17 PM	#9
TexasTigers Are You With Me ? Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lantana, TX (DFW) Posts: 4,250	Re: Star Chimp goes Ape The ape was on Xanax.... So I pose this question. Could you beat up a Chimp ? Head to head a strong male of the human species lets say mid 20s average in shape male vs. a chimp. We are bigger but I read they are 3 times stronger then we are. Not a gorilla. A gorilla would slay us. I am talking your run of the mill Chimp.

02-17-2009, 12:53 PM	#12
TexasTigers Are You With Me ? Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lantana, TX (DFW) Posts: 4,250	Re: Star Chimp goes Ape Yup I agree the Chimp is bringing the wood to that dude.

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Cajun Sensation Black & Gold SUPER BOWL! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 4,416	Re: Star Chimp goes Ape I think that after they do an autopsy, they will find out that it's not a chimp at all....but Tatiana from American Idol going ape shiit. __________________ WHO DAT!!!!!! ".....pumpers will be pumpers and negatigers will be negatigers, but the battle for the fans in the middle has begun and it will all depend on 2010." -LSUtiger327

02-19-2009, 12:32 PM	#16
HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lafayette, LA Posts: 9,068	Re: Star Chimp goes Ape "Let this mo fo mess with me. I got something for his punk @ss. Like my humor." __________________ ... FOREVER LSU ! (Happiness begins where selfishness ends!)

03-05-2009, 07:16 AM	#21
HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lafayette, LA Posts: 9,068	Re: Star Chimp goes Ape Victim of chimp attack in bad shape, lost multiple body parts: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,504804,00.html __________________ ... FOREVER LSU ! (Happiness begins where selfishness ends!)

03-05-2009, 08:46 AM	#22
RHans405 Let's Roll Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Baton Rouge Posts: 5,446	Re: Star Chimp goes Ape Ouch __________________

03-05-2009, 04:51 PM	#23
stevescookin Certified Who Dat Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Covington ,La Posts: 2,900	Re: Star Chimp goes Ape As bad a$$ as chimps appear to be, I'm glad we're the Tigers and not the LSU chimps. Too much confusion would happen. We'd be forever confused with the Tennessee CHUMPS. .

03-18-2009, 07:38 AM	#24
HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lafayette, LA Posts: 9,068	Re: Star Chimp goes Ape Here come the lawyers: http://news.aol.com/article/chimp-victim-lawsuit/385599 __________________ ... FOREVER LSU ! (Happiness begins where selfishness ends!)

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